At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
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