You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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