I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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