I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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