No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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