I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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