i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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