So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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