Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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