brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
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