It was confusing and full of hummus
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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