you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
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