Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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