On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
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