She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
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