Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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