They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I can't trust your balls anymore.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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