I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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