"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
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