Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Randomize
