brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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