yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
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