The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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