just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Randomize
