Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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