It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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