I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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