I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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