ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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