Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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