no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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