You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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