There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
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