We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
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