Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
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