how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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