I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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