Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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