spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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