This is not my ceiling
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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