Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Probably should plan this out. Step one: grow stache. Two: get trenchcoat. Three: Kidnap Selena Gomez.
I had better be fucking involved with step four.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
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