Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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