i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
she peed on how many people?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize