3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
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