"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
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