Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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