I have demons in me.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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