just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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