I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
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