would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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