we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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