We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Someone shattered a urinal.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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