Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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