I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Do you think I can get away with quoting Work Bitch by Britney Spears in my speech?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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