i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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