We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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