Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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