You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
We need to rekindle our bromance
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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